Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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