I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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