im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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