fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
another moral hangover. fuck.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize