if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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