white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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