I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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