the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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