Fuck appropriateness.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I understand Curling. That high.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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