No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
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You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
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He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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