I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
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I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
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I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Success! We fucked roommates!
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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