Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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