got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
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You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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