Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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