It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
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Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize