you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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