I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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