you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
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I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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