nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
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Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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