somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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