But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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