We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
