return my video game
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
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look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
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I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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