Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Randomize
