I'm so fucking centered right now
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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