i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
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It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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