So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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