I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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