I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
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I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
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Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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