this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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