Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
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it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
don't judge my taste in strippers
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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