You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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