i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
You coming home soon, man?
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Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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