I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Randomize
