Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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