I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
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