she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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