You really coming over, don't trick.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
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If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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