theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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