i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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