is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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