Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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