did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
