my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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