I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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