Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
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Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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