no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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