I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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