Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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