ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
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Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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