Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
jump out the window naked night went bad
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