Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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